Real Hacker vs Movie Hacker
So you say you're gonna break into our local nuclear power plant? I really don't think that's possible
*types a few keystrokes* I'm in
But the power plant's computers aren't even connected to the internet
I said I'm in. Now I'll cause a meltdown *types a few keystrokes* Done
What do you mean done? There have to be many redundant safeguards in place to stop a meltdown. In any case, a meltdown would take time.
Want me to break into the CIA next?
I don't even think you should attempt to...
*types a few keystrokes* Too late. I'm in
can we all just have a minute of silence for all those good hair days no one important saw you
(Source: aureat, via danadom22)
this is literally the most beautiful love story my god
i aspire to have this marriage
(Source: sandandglass, via life-at-the-unexpected)
My goal is to be very, very cute but also very, very spooky